Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax
Monday 28 November 2011
Monday 31 October 2011
He is gone
You can shed tears that he is gone
or you can smile because he has lived
You can close your eyes and pray that he’ll come back
or you can open your eyes and see all he’s left.
Your heart can be empty because you can’t see him
or you can be full of the love you shared.
You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday
or you can be happy for tomorrow because of yesterday.
You can remember him and only that he’s gone
or you can cherish his memory and let it live on.
You can cry and close your mind,
be empty and turn your back
or you can do what he’d want:
smile, open your eyes, love and go on.
David Harkins, © 1981
Silloth, Cumbria, UK
Wednesday 28 September 2011
Tuesday 19 July 2011
Paterson Walk Is A Challenge To Women
PATERSON WALK
London.
Two fashion models sit at a dressing table putting on their make-up. Fashion designer Ronald Paterson adds a downwards 'tail' to the eye make-up of one of them, Sheila Morgan. Excellent shot of the girl applying more eyeliner in the mirror and pouting.
Two other models parade briefly in a room; Ronald and Sheila enter. Ronald watches Sheila walk then beckons for some pins and adjusts Sheila's straight skirt, to make it even more narrow. Sheila walks about taking tiny steps - it's like a hobble skirt. Ronald then adjusts Sheila's posture so that she walks the Paterson way - hips and stomach out, chest in, shoulders hunched forward, chin up and eyes looking down. It looks very odd!
Poor Sheila droops about in this position looking very uncomfortable. Sheila parades Paterson-style in a suit with a large jacket. C/U of another Paterson mannequin looking on with slightly bitchy or condescending expression. Another model walks briskly about in a garish flowered halter neck dress as Paterson looks on.
Monday 27 June 2011
Saturday 25 June 2011
New words
A very silly game played with Leo
He came up with -
Woogerblumk
Franklebleeezp
Russlebumckim
Wentherbaben
Nachtergig
Querbagteger
Flargenzoig
Carflunklebleeezle
WhoopdedoDar
I came up with -
Slimskizzer
Doozleswat
Hacksewer
Sommerloldab
Hinterkopf
Latchbeerhanger
Yabitso
Weeeeblezap
The game was drawn.
Wednesday 15 June 2011
Wednesday 4 May 2011
This wounded land
Friday 29 April 2011
Thursday 28 April 2011
The old school tie
your achievements, even your beliefs
by virtue of being a Cranleighan?
I have no idea.
By common consent among my brothers who also went to Cranleigh and my parents who chose it, paid for it and must have the ultimate overview, this question is almost impossible to answer. Going to a school like Cranleigh is so much a part of my development that to consider it now, years later, as a discrete element that is somehow ‘Cranleigh’ is rather like plating fog. Where do you start? What can you get hold of?
Your question is provocative and given rise to a number of interesting discussions. Form these my own conclusions follow.
Cranleigh was established for the sons of the local communication and it still retains that sense of being a ‘Surrey school’. It draws on the professions in the area and produces sound people who go on to replenish these professions. Naturally it reflects the values, beliefs and expectations of this group. Cranleigh is very very good at being very very sound. Nothing flash, nothing wild; good solid, caring, sharing and sensible, if a little conservative. As a parent this must seem a wonderful if ludicrously expensive proposition.
(Perhaps you should address this question to the parents of Old Cranleighans. They are uniquely placed to provide a balanced view of the School, its values and the end results.)
A ‘Cranleighan’ is a matter of fact – one who went to the school – yet you hint at something else, something that describes a set of characteristics that are distinctly ‘Cranleigh’ (and not Charterhouse or Christ’s Hospital or….). My brothers and I are the former but find it hard to agree on the latter. Apart from our individual experiences did we share any collective values drawn exclusively from the school? Did the School have any form of identity over and above these experiences?
As a boy within the school it seemed to stand for nothing so much as everything. It wasn’t a rugger school or an academic school or a music school or ever a religious school although it pursued each of these and many many more with comforting thoroughness. Wherever excellence was possible it was nurtured, whenever achieved it was applauded. But this process appeared ad hoc, there was never a feeling of the collective pursuit and support of excellence as a school.
With hindsight I can see that this was, partly, the results of the breath of opportunity that was presented to us. No doubt this was a way of allowing everyone to achieve, to find a role, to experiment and develop. I believe this gives rise to two characteristics found in the average Cranleighan. Firstly it encourages an admirable range of knowledge and academic/intellectual curiosity. From this comes well balanced people who can form well balanced judgements. Secondly, this very breadth dissipates focus and discipline and therefore excellence in any particular field.
In such an environment it is not hard to see why formative experiences are base on individual relationship with other boys and particular masters. The school as a collective body with an identity to which any boy could subscribe never really came into it and after serious reflection I don’t believe it ever existed.
There is a motto, but in my time no-one knew what it meant and it was never, ever, invoked, by Masters. A crest and motto suggests heritage, experience, possibly wisdom but if it’s not used, referred to or acknowledged it becomes a quirk easily ignored. Much the same can be said for the School song. It was wheeled out every so often as a bit of an oddity and not really relevant. Mottos and songs do not a school make but there are symbols whose content and use reflect the nature of the place.
Among the boys there was no sense of continuity as a school. No sense of what previous generations had endured or achieved. Honours boards remained silent records of…..what? Who was V A Cox? We knew about the headmaster (Merriman, Rhodes, Emms) but not about the Cranleighans. What were we a part of? Could they inspire us or even humble us? We would never know.
In many ways this is a very good thing. I believe it meant that the boys personalities were encouraged and not dominated. It provided comfort and confidence for pupils and parents. Boys left as themselves – five years on, bigger, brighter, better and mostly harmless – and not as a specific Cranleigh model. Nothing had been drilled into them or beaten out of them. Under the ‘give-them-enough-rope-within-reason’ philosophy of adolescent management boys were allowed to find their own level. But we were rarely pushed to achieve more.
I suspect you would like something a little bit more clear cut. Something solid, clear and presentable. A brand image, a unique selling point. After a few hours of discussion nothing like this emerged. It could be created, all the elements are there, but it just doesn’t exist now.
And that may not be such a bad thing.
© MB 1995 and 2011
Wednesday 27 April 2011
Friday 22 April 2011
6 am Friday morning
Monday 18 April 2011
Deserters - Oysterband (Cooking Vinyl – Cook CD 041) 1992
‘Deserters’ is as good an entry point to this world as any giving a taste of the old and new the mellow and the energetic spiced with a lyrical style that is political without being polemical. Ten of the eleven tracks on the album are self-penned with Telfer, Jones and Prosser leading the credits and only the last, ‘Bells of Rhymney’, a folk classic based on Idris Davies’s 1926 poem of the same name, is borrowed and given the full Oysterband treatment.
Friday 15 April 2011
Sunday 27 March 2011
Personal #3
Life rewards positive action, people reward a positive attitude. You have to meet your God half way. Take a step forward. Don't be afraid. Smile.
That's it. Looks trite, sounds easy. It is neither.
Grace and beauty
You will be saved dear reader from any such ranting here and instead I would like to offer a few examples of grace and beauty from the glorious video diary of humanity that is YouTube.
A piano piece, arranged by the pianist, that isn't perfect but is somehow beautiful.
Another piano piece, this time written and played by Billy Joel that should surprise and delight if all you know of him is his output of pop.
A scene from the Matrix in which Lambert Wilson delivers wonderfully written lines with perfect pace, pitch and colour in a scene that rewards several viewings.
Richard Burton talking on the Dick Cavett show about mining, miners and his father. Grace incarnate.
What was so great about being at a boarding school?
i) It taught me that community living needs people to just get things done for the greater good. If it's your turn to put out the bins, then put out the bins. Don't moan, just do it.
I am not sure this is well understood today.
ii) It taught me to keep an open and curious mind in all things. Boarding created so many opportunities to fill empty hours with unexpected ventures that turned out to be surprisingly enjoyable. Choral singing, trips to exhibitions, learning the art of the Japanese Tea Ceremony. Not every opportunity was welcomed but virtually all of them were beneficial.
I fear that today's self-centred 'my-choice' society denies this type of forced-opportunity to learn and grow.
Having offered two answers I then made an observation that the influence of the church on the experience of boarding was, in my day, huge. Daily chapel and a visible and active Chaplain meant that, like it or not, one was exposed to and absorbed over the years a huge amount of the riutal and teachings of the Church of England. For some it put them off for life, for others it did the opposite
And then I was asked if going to a boarding school affected my relationship with my parents. My answer? Well, imagine spending a term, say Michaelmas which is 14 weeks from September to December, without seeing or hearing ones parents and living on news from one 'bluey' (areogramme) to the next. Can you imagine that not having an effect?
Saturday 12 March 2011
Wednesday 9 March 2011
Saturday 19 February 2011
Wednesday 2 February 2011
Happy New Year, Kung Hei Fat Choi,
The RABBIT
29-Jan-1903--15-Feb-1904 - Element-Water
25-Jan-1963--12-Feb-1964 - Element-Water
Ranking Order: Fourth
Hours ruled by the Rabbit: 5am to 7am
Direction of this sign: Directly East
Season and principle month: Spring - March
Fixed Element: Wood
The Rabbit is quick, clever and ambitious, but seldom finishes what he starts. He epitomizes gentleness, refinement and elegance. He prefers situations that are perfectly favorable according to his specific desires and will bypass all obstacles and persons he does not find suitable. As a result, he is rarely angry, hostile or aggressive.
The Rabbit is the happiest sign of the Zodiac -- gifted, nice to be with, discreet, refined, reserved, ambitious but not too much so, and virtuous in the bargain. Nobody ignores Rabbits, for they are good company and know how to make the best of themselves. However, Rabbits are superficial and their good qualities are superficial also.
The Rabbit is a social creature, tactful, cool, and sensitive to others. Yet this calm can become aloof, the sensitivity can be quirky and thin-skinned, and the intelligence can become dilettantish.
Rabbits seem to be born with an innate sagacity, a natural shrewdness which makes them streetwise when it comes to the affairs of the world. Intuitive and with a canny understanding, they seem to possess an ability to see things before they happen, a talent which secures them the best deals both in business and in life, while also ensuring them financial stability and security. With perfect understanding of their partners, they frequently have the advantage, and in the practice of human relations, they are unrivaled in what requires subtle negotiations. They will undertake nothing before they have weighed the pros and cons and examined the deal from every angle. Because of this, people admire the Rabbit and take him into their confidence. He shines in trade, especially in some offbeat aspect of it like antiques, which permits him to capitalize on his good taste. Politics, diplomacy and the law all offer the Rabbit equally good opportunities -- provided always that he can live the tranquil life he craves within their orbit.
Style as well as an eye for beauty are especially associated with this group whose members possess refined tastes together with artistic skills. Highly creative people, art is of particular interest to them. Because of the Rabbit's built-in acquisitive nature, many become great collectors, filling their houses with beautiful paintings and objets d'art. In whatever walk of life Rabbits find themselves, they will always be distinguished by this sense of refinement and their cultured views. Elegant both physically and intellectually, Rabbits will always stand out from the crowd either as extremely stylish dressers or because they create an individualistic fashion statement of their own.
Under the influence of the element of Water, he is meditative and empathetic, with a fragile and emotional nature, unable to bear harassment or other unpleasantness. He possesses an excellent memory and may have the ability to transmit his ideas to others on an unconscious, mental level. He tends to be subjective and his perceptions are easily distorted by emotional issues. This makes him indecisive and prone to fall in with the dictates of others.
Friday 31 December 2010
Tuesday 7 December 2010
Piano Man
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin
He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life
And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone
Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright
Sunday 5 December 2010
Music for Life
Part I
First up an epic piece of dance music. I just LOVE this. LOVE it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZSnoaLWCVU
Next is an absolute stonker by A R Rahman (yes, the legend himself) and if you can just ignore the well oiled bodies and listen the the music and the rhythm - oh my god, that rhythm - I dare you to tell me that you dont love it. Go on, dare you......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9dnRFyGQzg
Lastly, Praan is the wonderful song that in this vid. Written by Garry Schyman and sung by Palbasha Siddique. The text is from the Bengali poem Gitanjali ("Stream of Life"). I defy you, Tim, the kids hell even the neighbours and the postman to watch the video not smile, laugh and just feel damn good about life!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY
Part II
This weeks three for free should touch the more mellow, reflective side of the soul.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhN7SG-H-3k Achingly beautiful. Nuff said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUZcHZEficE Steve Hackett, a man blessed by the Gods.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBfKXHoSvDM Beethoven & von Karajan: perfection.
Part III
This week’s three for free showcases humour in music.....
Tom Lehrer, The Masochism Tango http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGOeiW0aE The man was a bona fide genius and lyrics like “Bash in my brain and make me scream with pain, then kick me once again and say we’ll never part” are timeless.
Jake Thackray, Sister Josephine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE-BKrAAZGc Another forgotten genius.
And I could have gone for Weird Al Yankovitch or any one of thousands of DIY post YouTube parodies but this seems like one of the better ‘modern ones’> The Key of Awe$ome taking the piss out of Kesha’s TikTok http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7n8GqewJ2M “Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek, sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck…….”
Part IV
And so to the last trio of tracks, my final three for free.
I wanted to pick tracks that I admire, that changed the way I think about music and that have stood the test of time: tracks that I can listen to forever. I also wanted to go ‘pop’ having dipped into the waters of world music, quasi-classical and humour. And so armed with a few rules, I then trust my gut and this is what I came up with.
Bowie: Young Americans http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNw1ZPzqP9Q From the moment it was first released to yesterday I simply never tire of listening to this masterpiece.
The Jam: Down In The Tube Station At Midnight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgwYYN_f60g&feature=related Quite simply the best lyrics in any pop song ever ever ever. Nuff said. End of.
The Smiths: How Soon Is Now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U5HpeA_WSo with a guitar riff and rhythm that send shivers up my spine.
So no Genesis, no Oysterband, no Tubular Bells, no Beatles, no Abba, no Jackson 5, no Police, no Blue Man Group, no West Coast fusion, no Easy Listening (Matt Munro = God), no Soul, no HiNRG, no Disco, no Cantonese pop (oh yes I love MayDay)…oh my god I could fill hours with awesome music.
And that’s your lot.
Enjoy.
~
Friday 3 December 2010
Sunday 28 November 2010
Tuesday 23 November 2010
Personal #2
But then consider the artist, Vincent Willem van Gogh (1853 - 1890), brilliant, troubled, mad and a poster-boy for depressive illness. Consider the date of the painting - 1890 - the year of his death (he shot himself on July 27th) and wonder if this is another self-portrait but this time a portrait of the inner state not the outer man. And lastly, consider the title "On the Threshold of Eternity" which, for me, is a description of mental illness that echoes long and deep.
And then look at the painting again
Knowing that the artist shot himself not long afterwards, try to imagine an inner world, behind the hands and the balding pate, for which the best description is "On The Threshold of Eternity": teetering on the edge of a dark, never ending, joyless, hope-less future. Just take a moment and imagine. It becomes a painting of huge depth and terrifying, hidden, energy.
I hope you can begin to see why I stopped in my tracks the moment I saw this for the first time, just half an hour ago.
Sunday 7 November 2010
Hawaii Sun
You'd be fine as a classical allusion
Fine as a creature of myth
Lovely, perhaps, in an ancient saga.
Yet you sit there now, it's no illusion
Real and here. Surely....you're a myth?
You'd be great as the painter's sitting
perfect as the herione of old
Ideal, i think, as the femme fatale.
Yet you sit there now, just.....waiting.
You'd be very welcome as my next partner
"Would you care to dance?"
You dance, you would, so beautifully.
Yes do, sit down, just to recover.
Real and here. Please don't grow old.
You were so dazzling as a bride
So wonderful as a wife
So good, I know, in all you did.
Yet I sit here now, with no illusion
Real and here. Knowing my myth grew old.
(c) msb 1984
Oh yes, reader, a few years later I married her.
Sunday 31 October 2010
Pitcure of the Year #3
A near replica image to the one we grew up wth on the cover of the Just So Stories.
If you want to read the Elephant's Child then it is, of course, available here.
Saturday 30 October 2010
Sleeve Notes for 19 essential tunes
Saturday 23 October 2010
Do you consider yourself to be a feminist?
Q1: Do you consider yourself to be a feminist?
No.
If so, why? If not, why not?
As far as I am concerned the term is gender specific. It describes a political/social outlook taken by women.
From my point of view I would have to be described as pro-common sense/anti-prejudice, or some such horrible and clunky phrasing.
Q2. Look at this list of speakers for a forthcoming Feminism In London conference.
http://www.feminisminlondon.org.uk/p_speakers10.ikml As you can see there are no men speakers scheduled. Would this put you off attending such an event? If not, please elaborate.
The gender of the speakers wouldn’t be the issue. My concern would be about the perceived gender exclusivity of an event like this. I sense a virtual sign up on events like this that says “MEN – KEEP OUT”. Turning up would be a mistake. I mean, we’re all rapists, wife beaters and ne’er do wells aren’t we?
Are there any issues you would like to see discussed at feminist events that are not represented here? What are they?
I wouldn’t want to alter this specific programme but the topic that I would be interested in at some point would be “Feminism: change and achievement across two generations”. Something that acknowledges that so much has been done and sets out the vision for the future. What’s next?
Q3. Do you have any other comments on how you perceive feminism to be at the moment? Especially from the perspective of being a man?
There’s a part of me that says “Feminism? Is that still going on?” and I wonder what the struggle is about these days. I’ve grown up with 40 years of bra-burning, abortion-campaigning, glass ceilings, super-women, contraception debates and the social education of rape and I wonder….what battles remain? How will feminists know when they’ve won?
The language is pertinent. Battles, victory; feminism comes over as a crusade, a channelled anger of confused victim and hero worship.
In some ways the Feminist struggle seems to me to have been overtaken in relevance and energy by the LGBT movements. This summer’s Pride events in London and Europe are celebrations, happy places not nasty snarling angry corrals of inverted prejudice.
But there’s also a part of me that says “It’s cool. Feminism, it’s like a club. It can do what it wants as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone. Live and let live.” I mean, feminism is just the political wing of the Women’s Institute, isn’t it?
So what do I really think?
I think the world is tired. Or maybe that’s just me. Tired of everyone wanting to be special, to be treated differently; tired of demands for this and that with no sense of ‘give’ to go along with the ‘take’. Tired of every little issue being a ‘crisis’ or a ‘tragedy’, of every slight being a ‘contravention of Human Rights’. Come on. There are real disasters, tragedies and injustices in this world, usually far far from our shores. And closer to home we have so much to do to get the fundamentals right: basic literacy, basic health, decent general education. For all.
Feminism is fine. (I’ll wear that T-shirt). But it’s exclusive. And I don’t want to live in a world divided. I want to live in world connected. An inclusive world. A world of respect, common-sense and pragmatism.
Enough already.
Q4. Where do you live? (e.g. UK, Ireland, USA etc)
UK
Q5. What is your ethnic origin?
White British, apparently. Although culturally I’m European with a heavy dose of South-East Asian thrown in for good measure.
I’m straight. White. No physical handicaps. Married, middle-aged and mortgaged. Privately educated. Radio 4 listener, Times reader. Oh dear, there’s no hope for me is there?
Thanks again. All responses will be kept completely anonymous. I will send you any articles that this leads to.
Friday 23 July 2010
An angel cries as beauty dies
I lay in bed and beauty sleeps, a rest that feels like velvet, and all around the wonderous song, of angels in the shadows.
Let beauty sleep her dreams so sweet, her heart a mystery for me, she loves her nymph, she seeks her now.
I saw beauty rest as we fled, our fears she overcame, and with a sigh and sign of life, she dies to rise again.
An angel cries as beauty dies, the earth moans long and deep, for beauty loved and beauty lived, and now our beauty sleeps. Amen.
Angels
There are times when everything is still and clear, times when your heart is full and an angel caresses your soul.
Your angel can lift you, protect you, inspire you and fill your dreams. He can create a lifetime in a moment and show you wonder beyond words.
Do you speak to your angel?
Gasping
I am filled by a feeling by so strong
That I am breathless
Gasping
In wonder at this danger that brings
Joy and terror in one smile.
It cocoons, it spins, it lifts
My spirit as I see nothing more than a flash of teeth
And his eyes, so beautiful
And dark
That I want to cry.
Cry with joy, fear, surprise, terror
That such a feeling will vanish without
Fulfilment.
How can he be so right, so unspeakably right?
And still leave me breathless, gasping.
Darkness
The line between love and madness is such a delicate trace across the heart. Where they join, where one becomes the other, the two are inseparable, indistinguishable. Both leave me giddy, disorientated, unsure of what is right and wrong, or good and bad, blinkered, selfish and obsessed. I know the madness so well that I fear these feelings and what they might become. I fear another journey into darkness. Yet it might be love, it might be joy, it might a bright light that distracts and dazzles and forces me to look away. Or it might not be. I walk the edge. I know the darkness so well it's familiarity is almost comforting and there is fear in the new, the untried, the unknown. From darkness to the light, a single step, a hesitation, a fear. I am so afraid.
(c) Annabel Hamilton-Smith 2010
Tuesday 20 July 2010
Let Me Go
Read at Ken's funeral 19th July 2010
When I come to the end of the road
And the sun has set for me
I want no rites in a gloom filled room
Why cry for a soul set free?
Miss me a little, but not for long
And not with your head bowed low
Remember the love that once we shared
Miss me, but let me go.
For this is a journey we all must take
And each must go alone.
It's all part of the master plan
A step on the road to home.
When you are lonely and sick at heart
Go the friends we know.
Laugh at all the things we used to do
Miss me, but let me go.
When I am dead my dearest
Sing no sad songs for me
Plant thou no roses at my head
Nor shady cypress tree
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet
And if thou wilt remember
And if thou wilt, forget.
I shall not see the shadows,
I shall not fear the rain;
I shall not hear the nightingale
Sing on as if in pain;
And dreaming through the twilight
That doth not rise nor set,
Haply I may remember,
And haply may forget.
Christina Rosetti
Monday 5 July 2010
Some common sense: Laura Robson’s growing pains...
She got into a right strop about it too, bouncing her rackets about and stamping and slamming the door and refusing to tidy her room — so much so that he mother was heard to call out: “Grow up, Laura.” I’m not convinced she needs to.
She’s 16. Like most 16 year-olds, 16 is not her age but her average. Sometimes she is 21, sometimes she is 11. That’s what quite a lot of being 16 is all about: and that rule counts double for a teenager in the public eye. She has a right to be a child, to be a teenager, then to be a precocious adult, just as life takes her. We call it “growing up”.
I wish her luck: when she’s good, she’s very, very good. And anyway, I’m reminded of the advice Goran Ivanisevic gave to a young Croatian player: “Keep smashing those rackets.”
Simon Barnes, The Times
5th July 2010
Friday 2 July 2010
A last supper
I had seen Ken a few times already this year. He had of course been to my-Father-his-Brother's funeral where he was inconsolable with grief. I'd visited him for lunch a month later and he seemed distanced from the world. Then he threw a splendid lunch for his 80th birthday inviting his large family - children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren - and his sister-in-law, neice and nephews (my mother, sister and brothers). His eldest son, Nick, gave a moving toast and spoke warmly about the need to treasure relationships. And then he invited me to dinner when he was staying at a holiday cottage near Maidstone.
Ken looked good. For a man in such poor health he looked good. Clear eyed, alert, fresh. He had apparently had a sleep in the afternoon to ensure he would be ok for the evening. At 80, with polio and a medical history that would keep a seminar of doctors going for a week, he was still defying those who had said he would never make it past 40.
We talked about everything. His first wife, Lesley, Malawi, Nigeria, the European Commission, matters of politics and history, Cambridge, wine, opera, my-Father-his-Brother........looking back on it now it's hard not to think that he was running through a life that he had dubbed a 'Rough Passage' when titling his two volumes of memoirs.
When I left, he smiled and said 'That was fun, we must do it again soon'.
And that's how I left him and that's how I'll remember him. Fun, garrulous, knowledgeable, generous in word and deed.
A broken heart? I think so. For a man who defied medical opinion for so long to give in to a mere physcial ailment is unthinkable. He seemed almost indestructable. So it had to be something else. The family he grew up in had gone, the family he leaves is secure. His sprirt, the will to fight again and again, realised that there was nothing more to give. His time had come.
Rest in peace Ken. And say hello to my-Father-your-Brother.
Wednesday 12 May 2010
A joke
Sunday 2 May 2010
Football, rebooted
10 players a side
No designated goalkeeper
45 minutes each way, no injury time.
Only one player from each team allowed in the six-yard box.
Any definding team player in the six-yard box can handle the ball.
No offside.
10 yard penalty for any backchat to the referee.
10 minute Sin Bin after three fouls.
2 substitutes per team. Rolling substitutions.
3 points for a goal scored from outside the area, 2 points from inside and 1 point from inside the six-yard box. 'Goal points' to be used instead of goal difference.
(C) MSB
Thursday 29 April 2010
Tuesday 9 March 2010
Eulogy
18th August 1932 – 11th February 2010
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Thank you Norman for your kind and elegant words. You, Janet and so many others have been steadfast friends.
I am here to say a few words on behalf of the Family. It is truly a daunting task. How can one possibly do justice in a few short minutes to a life so richly lived?
For my mother, Nita, Geoff was a deeply loved husband of 47 years. Her best friend and constant companion as between them they brought up 4 children in interesting, some would say challenging, situations.
For Ken, Geoff, just two years younger, was the best of brothers. And it was mutual. Ken and Geoff were very close. Despite lives often spent on different continents they had an obvious care, concern and fondness for each other. They had a strong deep bond that was forged early, tempered in adversity and solid to the end.
Our thoughts are with you Ken.
And for his children, and in recent years, his grandchildren, growing up with Daddy, Grandpa, was never dull. Geoff had a range of talents and interests that left us exhausted and inspired.
He was an artist. He drew, he painted. With a camera in his hands he took wonderful photos, especially of people. He loved the endless variations of the human face.
He was an author. He left us with two volumes of memoirs and was co-author of the account of an expedition to Lake Tana in Ethiopia.
He was an explorer, with an unquenchable love of the outdoors. A co-founder of the Cambridge University Explorers' and Travellers' Club. And our childhood memories are studded with long long walks and mad journeys up very very big hills or even the odd mountain.
He sailed. He loved the sea and the boats that sailed upon it. He had two himself, Gravel Rash in Sarawak and Mulu here in England. He felt the rhythm of the oceans deeply. From his father’s first voyage to Malaya in 1920 to his return from Hong Kong in 1990, great sea voyages were a defining part of his life. He loved nothing better than the lonely sea and the sky.
He was multi-lingual and our lives have been enriched by a Malay and Iban lexicon with words like barang, baju, minum, makan, ulu and orang dropped into conversation like some arcane code designed to confuse, or test, prospective daughters-in-law.
He was intensely practical. A penknife and a piece of wood kept him happy for days. A rope and a stick - hours of distraction. In many ways he was a Boy Scout who never really grew up. To this day I know that with a handkerchief, a penknife and a length of string I can solve almost any problem.
Artist, author, explorer, sailor, linguist. And I’ve only just scratched the surface. I’ve not mentioned his sporting life, his collection of stones, the walking sticks, mad hobbies that possessed him for months. Or the pets – his beloved dog Gus, a Gibbon called Lulu, a Slow Lorris, a hornbill, a dikdik, and assorted other dogs and cats.
These are just a few thoughts, a few memories. There are thousands more, for many of us, a lifetime’s worth.
Memories are shadowy creatures that comfort, shift and tease but in the end they fade.
So let us look forward as well as back.
Geoff has left us with a legacy as well as great memories. A legacy that each of us carries.
As a father he set us all an incredible example. The personal values and the standards he upheld have provided us with a firm anchor as we navigate our lives. Those values and standards are echoed daily, we hope, in the standards we set for our own children.
Integrity, honesty, fairness, a conviction about what is right. And just as important - a sense of fun and the absurd. This was the heart and soul of the man. This was his gift to us. This is his legacy.
At the bottom of the recipe for what he knew to be The Best Fudge In The World is the following note:
"This recipe was used by my Mother in Malaya in the 1930’s. She sent it to me in Sarawak in 1957, when I was District Officer, Lawas. I was not very successful at my first attempt. I included some Benedictine and gave some to teetotal Borneo Evangelical Missionaries who lived across the river. They liked it."
Geoff had absolutely nothing against the missionaries. It was just his very great sense of mischievous fun.
In fact throughout his life his Faith was a constant, although very private, source of strength.
Lastly, Geoff was a man of service. Service was such an important word for him. To serve is honourable; selfless acts can be their own reward. It is a lesson often forgotten.
Service to one’s country, to a people, to friends, to family. All were beneficiaries of Geoff’s energy, imagination, sense of purpose and - in the true, original and broadest sense - charity.
Today we must cherish our memories of Geoff, of course, but we should also look ahead with confidence and a smile knowing that his legacy of service, integrity, charity and fun will serve us well.
Geoff walks with us still and for a long long time to come.
Terima kasih, Tuan.
Terima kasih.
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Words read by Michael Barnes at the Church of St Peter & St Paul, Ewhurst
Memories, words and inspiration provided by Andrew, Julia & Robin Barnes
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March 8th 2010
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Sunday 7 February 2010
Umbilical
Eighteen, a boy and yet a man the same
Embark you must on new experience
So tall and wonderful you fast became
And now I face an enforced estrangement
As you leave to find new worlds of learning
I too must learn a lesson yet ignored
That hands of time relentlessly turning
Mete out an ever elongated cord
It's just damned hard, for you were my first born
First fed, first weaned, first schooled, first everything
But now, my love, the lines are all redrawn
And independence seems so alluring
And so you go, but here still reminding
The love, the bond, the cord twixt us binding
Tonight I was talking with a friend about the fast approaching reality that her oldest son would be going off to university in autumn, god and grades willing. Later, talking about blogs, I was challenged to write a sonnet. It's a verse form which has fallen out of favour and is challenging to conform to. But as I said, I like a challenge. So, as promised, a sonnet about the aforementioned friend, but inspired by a son heading out into the world.
Thursday 4 February 2010
Tuesday 12 January 2010
Thursday 7 January 2010
Saturday 2 January 2010
Hello 2010
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
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